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Q. What do people with T.S have in common with a clock?

A. They both tic (tick)

From Jenny Worth

                                 

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A man went to his doctor and said "Doctor, sometimes I think I'm a teepee, other times I feel like a wigwam".

"Oh" said the doctor "You're too tense"

(2 tents!!)

Another man went to his doctor and complained "Sometimes I feel I'm Mickey Mouse, and other times I think I'm Donald Duck".

Says his wise doctor: "You're having disney spells"

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How do you get 150 Pickachu in a bus?

Poke 'em on!!

Jokes from  Kieran McTighe age 8

Where would you find a dead dog?

 Where you left it!!!

 

 Why is 6 afraid of 7?

 Because 7 8 9!!!  Get it?  

 

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!

 

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing - it just waved.

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There were 3 men - Tom, Dick and Harry.  There was a magical slide.  Tom went down the slide and said "Gold!"  and landed in a pile of gold.  Dick went down the slide and said "Silver!" and landed in a pile of silver.  Harry went down the slide and forgot to say anything, and he just shouted "wwwweeeeee" because he was having so much fun...... 

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There were 3 men - Edward, George and Henry.  They were walking in a cave on a day's outing, with their leader - Fred.  They became really hungry, but they had no food.  Fred found a dead bird on the ground, and shouted "Anyone want this?"  Edward and George said "No", but Henry said "I'll have it!"  They walked further on, and Fred found an eye on the ground - "Anyone want this?"  Edward and George said "No!" but Henry said "I'll have it!"  They walked even further along, when Fred found a dead fish on the ground.  "Anyone want this?" asked Fred.  Edward and George said "No!" but Henry said "I'll have it!"  Further along, Fred found some fingers on the ground.  Fred asked "Anyone want this?"   Edward and George said "No!" but Henry said "I'll have it!"   Later on, in the car, their mum asked "So boys, what did you eat today?"   Edward said "nothing", George said "nothing", and Henry said "Birdseye Fish Fingers".

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Yahooligans

The Idea Box

Yucky.com

Wonka.com

KidsFun.co.uk

KidsJokes.com

KidsJokes.co.uk

Funny.co.uk

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AzKidsNet.com

The Joke Zone

Fun Island

Children's Joke Page

Kids Pages

Smirk City

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NuttySites.com  including the dancing pages - has links to lots of other sites

Jokes for the under 12s

Jokes for 13-18s

Laugh-a-Lot

Pokemon World

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Send4Fun

How to Wash the Cat    

How to tell the Weather   

The Instant Online Photo

 

Cool Fact of the Day

Strange but True

Word Game of the Day

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Guinness World Records

Webmonkey

How to make a website

Kids & Teens TS Message Boards

 

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I've tried to only include links to sites which do not have links to adult content jokes - if you find one, please let me know.

17 March 2002  Date last updated