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|Q. What do people with T.S have in common with a clock?
A. They both tic (tick)
From Jenny Worth
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|A man went to his doctor and
said "Doctor, sometimes I think I'm a teepee, other times I feel like a wigwam".
"Oh" said the doctor "You're too tense"
Another man went to his doctor and complained "Sometimes I feel I'm Mickey Mouse, and other times I think I'm Donald Duck".
Says his wise doctor: "You're having disney spells"
How do you get 150 Pickachu in a bus?
Poke 'em on!!
Jokes from Kieran McTighe age 8 ¾
Where would you find a dead dog?
Where you left it!!!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!!! Get it?
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
What did the sea say to the shore?
Nothing - it just waved.
|There were 3 men - Edward, George and Henry. They were walking in a cave on a day's outing, with their leader - Fred. They became really hungry, but they had no food. Fred found a dead bird on the ground, and shouted "Anyone want this?" Edward and George said "No", but Henry said "I'll have it!" They walked further on, and Fred found an eye on the ground - "Anyone want this?" Edward and George said "No!" but Henry said "I'll have it!" They walked even further along, when Fred found a dead fish on the ground. "Anyone want this?" asked Fred. Edward and George said "No!" but Henry said "I'll have it!" Further along, Fred found some fingers on the ground. Fred asked "Anyone want this?" Edward and George said "No!" but Henry said "I'll have it!" Later on, in the car, their mum asked "So boys, what did you eat today?" Edward said "nothing", George said "nothing", and Henry said "Birdseye Fish Fingers".|
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17 March 2002 Date last updated