Chris Duncan

Name Chris Duncan
Aliases Kebab
Height 5'10''
Weight unknown at present
Position Forward, attacking midfielder, defender (rarely)
Age 28
This attacking player, attacks hard in and out of the game. He had an extreme fondness for booze and girls until recently settling down and getting married. His nickname derives from the word Donner Kebab referring to Chris' role as the primadona of the team. Can be the best player on the pitch by miles when he wants to be. He is a dirty tackler and not many umpires notice. A member of the Bobby Charlton Appreciation Society.