|Height||Irrelevant - can't be knocked down|
|Weight||of a small bus|
Reads the game well so that he doesn't have to do any running. Best stopper in the island. Tries to score a goal every game from a short
corner but always fails. Has the turning circle of the QE2 but can still beat the best forwards around with his deft skills and fancy footwork.
Still holds a 15 year old swimming record at Elizabeth College - for floating and for the biggest bombshell.
Captain of the Colombians cricket team he has been known to fake injury in order to have a runner!
On a recent Colombian social he hit the wall at six o'clock and fellow Colombians have been quoted that his eyes were seen to be moving independently.