Dave Watson

Name Dave Watson
Aliases Weeble, Disco
Height Irrelevant - can't be knocked down
Weight of a small bus
Position Defender, Sweeper
Age 31
Reads the game well so that he doesn't have to do any running. Best stopper in the island. Tries to score a goal every game from a short corner but always fails. Has the turning circle of the QE2 but can still beat the best forwards around with his deft skills and fancy footwork.

Still holds a 15 year old swimming record at Elizabeth College - for floating and for the biggest bombshell.

Captain of the Colombians cricket team he has been known to fake injury in order to have a runner!

On a recent Colombian social he hit the wall at six o'clock and fellow Colombians have been quoted that his eyes were seen to be moving independently.