|Aliases||Pork and Fish, Jose|
|Weight||Same as a kitchen porter|
Usually players at sweeper but can play anywhere. Very talented and
plays in the Guernsey first eleven. Still gets carded and makes dirty fouls, he is a rock of the team. The only
Portuguese hockey player of any repute. Admirably displayed his first love of looking at the insides of fish intestines on a recent Colombian fishing trip. Very funny when drunk, loves talking to girls and will often be found following girls arses round
Gay rumours dogged Jamie for a while but were finally put to bed when he snogged the second earliest bird in Guernsey. Also turned up in Follies one night with a bit of a looker, rumour has it that he paid for her.
Jamie is possibly the only player in Guernsey who is a worse loser than TJ. On the rare occasion when Colombians lose a match Jamie is the first to his car, but to get home, not to get to the pub.
Currently has a celebrity photograph of himself, with a 10 foot by 5 foot snap of him playing hockey in the Clubhouse Bar at La Collinette Hotel. Reactions have varied and most are not printable on this site!