Honed his hockey skills whilst at university in Wales. Came back from
Swansea Uni thinking he was Tom Jones with the ladies but is actually more like Tim Nice But Dim, hence Tim Jones. Has been thrown out of nightclubs for pestering the ladies. When drunk nobody can understand his vocabulary. Do him it comes out clear but to us it comes out as "wibbluurrgghhrarrara". Quick and agile on the pitch, always runs himself into the ground for twenty minutes then has to come off for a breather. Can be a scorer of amazing goals. Only shoots from tight angles.