Tristan Cairns

Name Tristan Cairns
Aliases Jedi
Position Defender, Midfielder
This player is light years ahead of anybody. He knows and uses the way of the force to great affect. Often seen in the opposing D only to be found one second later making that crucial tackle in our own D. Can drink pints of bitter all day. Once spend the whole Easter Festival drinking pints of bitter and only puked once. Being a student with no money he often gets his head shaved for a couple of quid.