HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her.
cuddle her.
kiss her.
caress her.
love her.
stroke her.
tease her.
comfort her.
protect her.
hug her.
hold her.
spend money on her.
wine & dine her.
buy things for her.
listen to her.
care for her.
stand by her.
support her.
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.
Bring beer.