"Doctor, Doctor"


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1. Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together then

2. Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards!
I'll deal with you later

3. Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bin!
Rubbish!

4. Doctor, Doctor, I only have 30 seconds to live!
I'll see you in a minute!

5. Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pig
Hang on, I'll just fetch you some oinkment!

6. Doctor, Doctor, I've a bucket on my head!
Thought you looked a bit pale!

7. Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
We'll get to the core of the problem in no time.

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