Jokes for Christmas

This page contains Jokes for Christmas, again, the brilliant jokes are at the top, and the more ridiculous ones at the bottom.

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Who gets the sack every time he goes into work?
Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Which candle burns longer, red or green?
Neither candles always burn SHORTER

What do you get when you cross Father Christmas witha cat?
Santa Claws